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The Honeymoon
A guy out on the golf course takes a high speed ball right in the crotch. Writhing in agony, he falls to the ground. As soon as he could manage, he took himself to the doctor. He said "How bad is it doc?... I'm going on my honeymoon next week ......
Written on 14/11/2008 |
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Golf And Sex
10 Things In Golf That Sound Dirty 1. Look at the size of his putter. 2. Oh, dang, my shaft's all bent. 3. You really wacked the hell out of that sucker. 4. After 18 holes I can barely walk. 5. My hands are so sweaty I can't get a ......
Written on 22/11/2008 |
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One Liners
Whats the difference between light and hard, You can sleep with the light on, but you can't sleep with a hard on. Whats the difference between a vitamin and a hormone, You can't hear a vitamin. Whats the difference between a whore and a kitkat, You can only get 4 fingers ......
Written on 23/11/2008 |
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Golf
A man, while playing on the front nine of a complicated golf course, became confused as to where he was on the course. Looking around, he saw a lady playing ahead of him. He walked up to her, explained his confusion and asked her if she knew what hole he was ......
Written on 23/11/2008 |
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Genie Grants Wishes To Golfers Wife
A husband takes his wife to play her first game of golf..... Of course, the wife promptly hacked her first shot right through the window of the biggest house adjacent to the course. The husband cringed, "I warned you to be careful! Now we'll have to go up there, find the ......
Written on 23/11/2008 |
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The Genie
A husband takes his wife to play her first game of golf. Of course, the wife promptly hacked her first shot right through the window of the biggest house adjacent to the course. The husband cringed, "I warned you to be careful! Now we'll have to go up there, find the ......
Written on 23/11/2008 |
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