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The Perfect Day
The Perfect Day - Her 8:45 Wake up to hugs and kisses 9:00 5 lbs lighter on the scale 9:30 Light Breakfast 11:00 Sunbathe 12:30 Lunch with best friend at outdoor cafe 1:45 Shopping 2:30 Run into boyfriend'shusband's ex and notice she's gained 30 lbs 3:00 Facial, massage, nap 7:30 ......
Written on 17/10/2008 |
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Bunglow!
A businessman from America is in Tokyo for a meeting with important people from the head of his company. The meeting goes well. Afterwards, he decides "hey, I need to get laid!". So he finds a hot Japanese hooker to fulfill his needs. Well they start going at it, and ......
Written on 18/10/2008 |
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The Perfect Husband
Several men are in the locker room of a golf club. A cell phone on a bench rings and a man engages the hands free speaker-function and begins to talk. Everyone else in the room stops to listen. MAN: "Hello" WOMAN: "Honey, it's me. Are you at the ......
Written on 19/10/2008 |
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Golf Lessons
A man and his wife decide to play golf but neither is very good so they sign up for lessons.The man goes to his lesson first. The instructor says, "Show me your swing so I can evaluate you." The man swings and the instructor says, "That was good but you're holding ......
Written on 20/10/2008 |
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Naughty Joke 7
A man and his wife were driving through country on his way from New York to California. Looking at his fuel gauge, he decided to stop at the next gasoline station and fill up. About 15 minutes later, he spots a Mobil station and pulls over to the high octane pump. ......
Written on 20/10/2008 |
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That's Funny
The avocado tree from which 98 percent of all California avocados descended has died in La Habra Heights at the age of seventy-six. It will be buried along with an extremely large bowl of chips. ---Keith Olbermann One of the things you learn when you become a parent is the ......
Written on 21/10/2008 |
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