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10 Things In Golf That Sound Dirty
1. Look at the size of his putter. 2. Oh, dang, my shaft's all bent. 3. You really wacked the hell out of that sucker. 4. After 18 holes I can barely walk. 5. My hands are so sweaty I can't get a good grip. 6. Lift your head and spread ......
Written on 04/10/2008 |
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Hitman
Two old friends were just about to tee off at the first hole of their local golf course when a chap carrying a golf bag called out to them, "Do you mind if I join you? My partner didn't turn up." "Sure, " they said, "You're welcome." So they started playing ......
Written on 05/10/2008 |
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Golf!
Wife : "George, it's about time that you learned to play golf." George : "That's the game where you chase a ball all over the countryside when you are too old to chase women." So George went to see Jones and asked him if he could teach him how ......
Written on 14/10/2008 |
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Equal Rights
A country club didn't allow women on the golf course. Eventually, there was enough pressure that they decided to allow women on the course during the week. The ladies were satisfied with this arrangement, formed a women's club and became very active. After about 6 months, the club board received ......
Written on 15/10/2008 |
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Choosing A Wife
A man wanted to get married. He was having trouble choosing among three likely candidates. He gives each woman a present of 5, 000 and watches to see what they do with the money. The first does a total makeover. She goes to a fancy beauty salon gets her hair done, ......
Written on 16/10/2008 |
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Psycho Ward
The governor was taking a tour of the state mental insitute.He went to one of the cells and sees a patient swinging an imaginary golf club."When do you think you'll be getting out of here?"the governor asks."Oh, I'll be getting out as soon as I hit this hole-in-one"says the patient.He goes ......
Written on 17/10/2008 |
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