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Ask Dr. James - Useful Information To Young Women
Q: How do I know if I'm ready for sex ? A: ask your boyfriend. He'll know when the time is right. When it comes to love and sex, men are much more responsible, since they're not confused emotionally as women. It's a proven fact. Q: Should I have sex on ......
Written on 16/09/2008 |
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Beer, Fishing, Sex & Golf:
A man was walking down the street when he was accosted by a particularly dirty and shabby-looking homeless man who asked him for a couple of dollars for dinner. The man took out his wallet, extracted ten dollars and asked "If I give you this money, will you buy some ......
Written on 17/09/2008 |
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Jewish Catholic And Mormon
A Jewish, a Catholic and a Mormon were having drinks at the bar after an interfaith convention. The Jew, bragging about his virility said, "I have four sons, one more and Ill have a basketball team!" The Catholic pooh-poohed this accomplishment, stating, "Thatt s nothing, I have 10 sons, one more ......
Written on 19/09/2008 |
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Love, Lust & Marriage
LOVE - When your eyes meet across a crowded room. LUST - When your tongues meet across a crowded room. MARRIAGE - When you lose your child in crowded room. LOVE - When you argue over how many children to have. LUST - When you argue over who gets the wet ......
Written on 22/09/2008 |
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The Golfer...
There was a man named George who got a new job. His fellow employees always met for a round of golf every Saturday. They asked George to meet them at 10:00 Saturday morning. George replied that he would love to meet them, but he may be six minutes late. On Saturday ......
Written on 24/09/2008 |
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The Splint...
A guy out on the golf course takes a high speed ball right in the crotch. Writhing in agony, he falls to the ground. When he finally gets himself to the doctor, he says, " How bad is it doc? I'm going on my honeymoon next week and my fiance is ......
Written on 25/09/2008 |
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