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Would You Re-marry?????????
A Husband and wife are sitting quietly in bed reading when the wife looks over at him and asks THE question. WIFE: "What would you do if I died? Would you get married again? HUSBAND: "Definitely not!" WIFE: "Why not? Don't you like being married?" HUSBAND: "Of course I do." WIFE: ......
Written on 15/09/2008 |
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Upset Golfer
A rather upset gentleman is in a competitive golf match with a friend who is ahead by a couple of strokes. "Boy! I'd give anything to sink this putt, " the golfer mumbles to himself. Just then, a stranger walks up beside him and whispers, "Would you be willing to give ......
Written on 15/09/2008 |
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Five Bucks A Hole
A fellow was getting ready to tee off on the first hole when a second golfer approached and asked if he could join him. The first golfer said that he usually played alone, but agreed to the two-some. They were even after the first two holes. The second guy said, "We're ......
Written on 15/09/2008 |
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Woman Vs Man Poems
WOMAN'S POEM Before I lay me down to sleep, I pray for a man, who's not a creep, One who's handsome, smart and strong. One who loves to listen long, One who thinks before he speaks, One who'll call, not wait for weeks. I pray he's gainfully employed, When I spend ......
Written on 16/09/2008 |
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12'' Bic
Two friends were playing golf when one pulled out a cigar. He didn't have a lighter, so he asked his friend if he had one. "I sure do, " he replied while he reached into his golf bag and pulled out a 12 inch Bic lighter. "Wow!" said his friend, "Where ......
Written on 16/09/2008 |
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Irishman & The Blonde
One day an Irishman who had been stranded on a deserted island for over 10 years, saw a speck on the horizon. He thought to himself, "It's certainly too small to be a ship." And, as the speck got closer and closer, he began to rule out the possibilities of a ......
Written on 16/09/2008 |
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