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Cinderella
Cinderella wants to go to the ball, but her wicked stepmother won't let her. As Cinderella sits crying in the garden, her fairy godmother appears, and promises to provide Cinderella with everything she needs to go to the ball, but only on two conditions. "First, you must wear a diaphragm." Cinderella ......
Written on 19/11/2008 |
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Vampires
There were these two vampires talking. One says to the other, "I heard on TV that wine is good for the health." The other one said, "Well, let's go to Italy, then. The Italians drink lots of wine." So they go to Italy, stand on the bridge and wait. A ......
Written on 22/11/2008 |
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Where's The Bampb?
There was this couple driving into the country in England and it was getting rather late. Light was fast getting low. John pulled the car aside, as he saw another car parked at the verge of the road. Got out of the car, and walked towards it. Minutes later he returned ......
Written on 26/11/2008 |
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Iq
These three guys are out having a relaxing day of fishing. Out of the blue, they catch a mermaid who begs to be set free in return for granting each of them a wish. Now, one of these guys just doesn't believe it and says, 'OK, if you can really grant ......
Written on 30/11/2008 |
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