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"make Everybody Happy......"
Presidential candidate Kerry and his billiionaire wife Theeeerrreeezzzzaaa were flying over Mexico on another junket when Kerry looked down from the plane and saw hundreds of peasants milling about. "Look at all those miserable peasants down there...." He reached into his wife's purse and pulled out a hundred dollar bill saying, ......
Written on 09/11/2008 |
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How Did You Know?
A woman was shopping at her local supermarket where she selected a quart of 2 milk, a carton of eggs, a quart of orange juice, a head of romaine lettuce, a 2 lb. can of coffee, and a 1 lb. package of bacon. As she was unloading her items on the ......
Written on 11/11/2008 |
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Weird Dream
Wife: "I was dreaming they were auctioning off d**ks. The big ones went for twenty dollars and the thick ones went for fifty dollars." Hubby: "How about the ones like mine?" Wife: "Those ones they gave away." Hubby: "I had a dream too...I was dreaming they were auctioning ......
Written on 12/11/2008 |
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Naughty Johnny 3
Little Johnny, on a day when he was being particularly reckless, was playing in the backyard one morning. Soon, some honeybees started swirling around, annoying little Johnny. He began stomping on them in his temper. His father caught him trampling the honeybees, and after a brief moment of thought said, "That's ......
Written on 17/11/2008 |
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The Great Dentist
A guy and a girl met at a restaurant. They're getting along so well that they decide to go to the girl's place. A few drinks later, the guy takes off his shirt and washes his hands. He then takes off his pants and washes his hands. So the girl looks ......
Written on 17/11/2008 |
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General Store
An old guy is working in a general store, which sells EVERYTHING. He gets a young guy to help him, and he asks him if he has ever sold before. The young guy says "No". The old guy says " Watch me ". A customer comes in and asks for a ......
Written on 18/11/2008 |
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