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Adult Friendfinder Jokes There was this guy from New Jersey writing jokes for the people on Adult FriendFinder to read and laugh. One day he saw that he got a really big score and he saw that the people on Adult FriendFinder like the jokes that he knows. After submitting countless jokes ...... Written on 01/11/2008 |
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It'll Come Back To Ya!! A preacher was making his rounds to his parishioners on a bicycle, when he came upon a little boy trying to sell a lawn mower. "How much do you want for the mower?" asked the preacher. "I just want enough money to go out and buy me a bicycle", said ...... Written on 04/11/2008 |
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Dine On Or Under Table? A man and a woman were having dinner in a fine restaurant. Their waitress, taking another order at a table a few paces away noticed that the man was slowly sliding down his chair and under the table, with the woman acting unconcerned. The ...... Written on 04/11/2008 |
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Hairdresser This is something to think about when negative people are doing their best to rain on your parade. So remember this story the next time someone who knows nothing and cares less tries to make your life miserable. A woman was at her hairdresser's getting her hair styled for a ...... Written on 06/11/2008 |
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Bragging Rights A Frenchman and an Italian were seated next to a Texan on an overseas flight. After a few c**ktails, the men began discussing their home lives. "Last night I made love to my wife four times, " the Frenchman bragged, "and this morning she made me delicious crepes and she ...... Written on 06/11/2008 |
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Fire The friars were behind on their belfry payments, so they opened up a small florist shop to raise the funds. Since everyone liked to buy flowers from the men of God, the rival florist across town thought the competition was unfair. He asked the good fathers to close down, but they ...... Written on 06/11/2008 |
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