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Smart Woman
There was a man who had worked all his life, had saved all of his money, and was a real miser when it came to his money. Just before he died, he said to his wife: "When I die. I want you to take all my money and put it ......
Written on 20/10/2008 |
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How To Say 'i Love You' In 25 Languages
How to say 'I love you' in 25 languages..... English I Love You Spanish Te Amo French Je T'aime German lch Liebe Dich Japanese Ai Shite Imasu Italian Ti Amo Chinese Wo Ai Ni Swedish Jag Alskar Dig Alabama Arkansas Kansas Oklahoma ......
Written on 20/10/2008 |
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Drunk Women
Three women had a very late night drinking. They left in the early morning hours and went home their separate ways. The next day, they all met and compared notes about who was drunker the night before. The first girl claims that she was the drunkest, saying, "I drove straight ......
Written on 24/10/2008 |
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A Duck Joke
A duck walks into a bar and asks the bartender "you got any duck food?" The bartender snaps at the duck saying "No, I don't got any duck food, does this look like a duck food store?" "Now get the hell out of my bar." So the duck leaves. ......
Written on 26/10/2008 |
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Guardian Angel
A man was walking in the street when he heard a voice. "Stop! Stand still! If you take one more step, a brick will fall down on your head and kill you." The man stopped and a big brick fell right in front of him. The man was astonished. He went ......
Written on 28/10/2008 |
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Flying Around Seattle.....
A helicopter was flying around above Seattle when an electrical malfunction disabled all of the aircraft's electronic navigation and communications equipment. Due to the clouds and haze, the pilot could not determine the helicopter's position and course to fly to the airport. The pilot saw a tall building, ......
Written on 30/10/2008 |
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