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The Butcher
It had been many years since the embarrassing day when a young woman, baby in arm, entered the butcher shop and confronted its owner with the news that the baby was his... And what was he going to do about it? He had offered to give her free meat until the ......
Written on 04/10/2008 |
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Future Disappointment
Mr. Perkins, the biology instructor at a posh suburban girl's junior college, said during class, "Miss Smythe, would you please name the organ of the human body, which under the appropriate conditions, expands to six times its normal size, and define the conditions." Miss Smythe gasped, then said freezingly, "Mr. ......
Written on 04/10/2008 |
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Car Accident
A woman and a man get into a car accident, and it's a bad one. Both cars are totally demolished, but amazingly neither of them are hurt. After they crawl out of their cars, the woman says, "So you're a man. That's interesting. I'm a woman... Wow! Just look at ......
Written on 10/10/2008 |
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Most Popular Personal Ad
THIS HAS TO BE ONE OF THE BEST SINGLES ADS EVER PRINTED. IT IS REPORTED TO HAVE BEEN LISTED IN THE ATLANTA JOURNAL. SINGLE BLACK FEMALE seeks male companionship, ethnicity unimportant. I am a very good looking girl who LOVES to play. I love long walks in the woods, riding ......
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Hooker Tax
One day a hooker went to file her taxes, and for occupation she put prostitution. The tax collector explained that prostitution was an illegal occupation. She said she'd have to go home and think about it and that she'd call him back in a hour with her occupation. ......
Written on 20/10/2008 |
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More Wisdom From Grandpa
The older we get, the fewer things seem worth waiting in line for. Some people try to turn back their odometers. Not me, I want people to know "why" I look this way. I've traveled a long way and some of the roads weren't paved. How old would you ......
Written on 20/10/2008 |
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