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Home For The Thanksgiving
An man in Phoenix calls his son in New York and says, "Rick, I hate to ruin your day, but I have to tell you that your mother and I are divorcing forty-five years of misery is enough." "Pop, what are you talking about!?" the son screams. "We can't stand the ......
Written on 18/09/2008 |
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Mailman
One day, little Billy comes home from kindergarten for lunch. Not finding his mother in the kitchen, or the living room, he heads upstairs to check her bedroom. He opens the door, and what does he see, but his father, who had also come home for lunch, stripped naked, on top ......
Written on 20/09/2008 |
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Most Well Endowed Men
A man boards an airplane and takes his seat. As he settles in, he glances up and sees a most beautiful woman boarding the plane. He soon realizes she is heading straight towards his seat. A wave of nervous anticipation washes over him. Lo and behold, she takes the seat right ......
Written on 20/09/2008 |
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Dinner With Mom
John invited his mother over for dinner. During the meal, his mother couldn't help noticing how beautiful John's roommate Julie was. She had long been suspicious of a relationship between John and his roommate and this only made her more curious. Over the course of the evening, while watching the two ......
Written on 22/09/2008 |
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Hoochie Pevans
"When Nathan Radlich's house was burglarized, thieves left his TV, his VCR, and even left his watch. What they did take was "generic white cardboard box filled with grayish-white powder." That at least is the way the police described it. A spokesman for the Fort Lauderdale police said "that it looked ......
Written on 23/09/2008 |
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3 Bikers In The Desert
3 bikers are told they are going to be put out into the desert on foot and left on their own to walk out. They are told they can carry one thing with them. first biker is a Hells a Angel. He decides to carry a glass of water. When asked ......
Written on 24/09/2008 |
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