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The Final Entry Of Prick! ..amazing
Right in the middle of lovemaking, the husband dies of a heart attack. As the funeral arrangements are being made, the mortician informs the widow that he cannot get rid of her dead husband's rigor mortis hard-on which is sticking straight up in the air and if they don't do something, ......
Written on 08/11/2008 |
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Nuns
Three nuns are standing at the gates of heaven where they are told they must answer a question each to get in. St Peter asks the first young nun "What caused Adam and eve to be banished from the garden of Eden?" The young nun replies "they ate the forbidden fruit". ......
Written on 08/11/2008 |
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That Damn Morgage
For his birthday, Little Johnny asked for a 10-speed bicycle. His father said, Son, wed love to give you one, but the mortgage on this house is 80, 000, and there is no way we can afford it. The next day his father saw Little Johnny heading out the door with ......
Written on 10/11/2008 |
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Bobbitt Family Update
Bobbitt Family Update In a recent news broadcast, it was announced that Lorena Bobbitt's sister Louella was arrested for an alleged attempt to perform the same act on her husband as her famous sister had done several years ago. Sources reveal the sister was not as accurate as Lorena. She allegedly ......
Written on 13/11/2008 |
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Karma
A dedicated union member was at a convention in Las Vegas and went to the local brothels. At the first one, he asked "If I pay you 100, what cut do the girls get?" "The house gets 80 and the girl gets 20." In support of his fellow workers he looked ......
Written on 14/11/2008 |
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Milk Machine
A farmer ordered a high-tech milking machine. Since the equipment arrived when his wife was out of town, he decided to test it on himself first. So, he inserted his "manhood" into the equipment, turned on the switch and everything else was automatic. Soon, he realized that the equipment provided him ......
Written on 15/11/2008 |
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