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The New Alphabet
A's for arthritis B's the bad back, C's the chest pains , Perhaps car-d-iac? A Thingos Presentation Whimsical & W D is for dental decay and decline, E is for eyesight, can't read that top line! F is for fissures and fluid retention, G is for gas which I'd rather not ......
Written on 26/10/2008 |
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What A Coincidence
A chicken farmer went to a local bar, sat next to a woman and ordered a glass of champagne. The woman perks up and says, "How about that? I just ordered a glass of champagne too"! "What a coincidence, " the farmer says, "This is a special day for me, I'm ......
Written on 29/10/2008 |
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Caught Out
A woman is at home when she hears someone knock at the door. She goes to the door and opens the door to see a man standing there. He asks the lady "Do you have a v****a". She slams the door in disgust. The next morning she hears a knock at ......
Written on 30/10/2008 |
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Men Never Listen
A man and his wife receive a letter from their daughter who went to study overseas: My beloved Parents, I miss you so much. I don't know when I'm coming home, but it seems not anytime soon. It breaks my heart to think that by the time I get back you'll ......
Written on 04/11/2008 |
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Cold Hands...
Cold Hands... Two young lovers go up to the mountains for a romantic winter vacation. When they get there, the guy goes out to chop some wood. When he gets back, he says, "Honey, my hands are freezing!" She says, "Well, put them here between my thighs and that will warm ......
Written on 06/11/2008 |
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Call Center Conversation 2
Samsung Electronics Caller: "Can you give me the telephone number for Jack?" Operator: "I'm sorry, sir, I don't understand who you are talking about". Caller: "On page 1, section 5, of the user guide it clearly states that I need to unplug the fax machine from the AC wall socket and ......
Written on 07/11/2008 |
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