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The Zen Of Sarcasm
01. Do not walk behind me, for I may not lead. Do not walk ahead of me, for I may not follow. Do not walk beside me either. Just pretty much leave me the hell alone. 02. The journey of a thousand miles begins with a broken fan belt & leaky ......
Written on 12/10/2008 |
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Nun's Shampoo
While shopping in a food store, two nuns happened to pass by the beer, wine and liquor section. One asked the other if she would like a beer. The second nun answered that, indeed, it would be very nice to have one, but that she would feel uncomfortable about purchasing it. ......
Written on 12/10/2008 |
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Come Judegement Day
Everybody on earth dies and goes to heaven. The Lord comes and says "I want the men to make two lines. One line for the men that dominated their women on earth and the other line for the men that were dominated by their women. Also, I want all the women ......
Written on 15/10/2008 |
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A Whisky Strategy
A man runs into a pub and orders the three most expensive malt whiskys they have. The barman lines them up, but before he's finished pouring the third, the bloke downs the first in one. As he necks the second, the barman says to him, "You're in a hurry." The bloke ......
Written on 18/10/2008 |
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The Gorrilla Catcher
A man called the animal control one day and said that he had a gorilla up in a tree in his front yard. We don't handle that large of an animal he was told. Why don't you call the gorilla catcher? So, the man called and in a little bit a ......
Written on 20/10/2008 |
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Mega Morons!
Taken from The Daily Dilly Mega Morons! MEGA MORON 1 A man walked into a Louisiana Circle-K, put a 20 bill on the counter and asked for change. When the clerk opened the cash drawer, the man pulled a gun and asked for all the cash in the register, which the ......
Written on 26/10/2008 |
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