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Things To Do In The Elevator
1 When there's only one other person in the elvator, tap them on the shoulder and then pretend it wasn't you. 2 Push the buttons and pretend they give you a shock. Smile, and go back for more. 3 Ask if you can push the button for other people, but push ......
Written on 27/09/2008 |
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Man Falls Asleep In Church
Man Falls Asleep At Church One day Mrs. Jones went to have a talk with the minister at the local church. "Reverend, " she said, "I have a problem, my husband keeps falling asleep during your sermons. It's very embarrassing. What should I do?" "I have an idea, " said the ......
Written on 28/09/2008 |
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The Sensitive Man
A woman meets a man in a bar. They talk they connect they end Up leaving together. They get back to his place, And as he shows her around his Apartment. She notices that one wall of his Bedroom is Completely filled with soft, sweet, Cuddly teddy bears. There are three ......
Written on 28/09/2008 |
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Buy The Ballarina A Drink
This nasty, sweaty woman, wearing a sleeveless sundress, walks into a bar. She raises her right arm, revealing a big hairy armpit as she points to all the people sitting at the bar and asks, "What man out there will buy a lady a drink?" The whole bar goes dead silent, ......
Written on 28/09/2008 |
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Never Question A Drunk
I was shopping at the local supermarket where I selected: A half-gallon of 2 milk, A carton of eggs, A quart of orange juice, A head of green leaf lettuce, A 2 lb. can of coffee, and A 1 lb. package of bacon. As I was unloading my items on the ......
Written on 01/10/2008 |
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A Tale Of Two Fleas
Two fleas from Detroit had an agreement to meet every winter in Miami for a vacation. Last year when one flea gets to Miami , he's all blue, shivering and shaking, damn near frozen to death. The other flea asks him, " What the hell happened to you?" The first flea ......
Written on 02/10/2008 |
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