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Lil Danny
One day little Danny was in Sunday School, and the preacher asked what part of the body went to heaven first. Susie said your heart, 'cause you need it to love. Richie said your head, 'cause you need it to think. Little Danny raised his hand and the pastor called on ......
Written on 17/09/2008 |
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Cough Medicine
A man was walking home alone late one foggy night, when he hears: BUMP... BUMP... BUMP... behind him. Walking faster, he looks back and through the fog he makes out the image of an upright casket banging its way down the middle of the street toward him BUMP... BUMP... BUMP... Terrified, ......
Written on 18/09/2008 |
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The Priest And Three Nuns
There is a priest and three nuns. The priest tells the nun, you have all served your order well. You can all go out into the world and do what ever you want to do tonight. But you have to come back tomorrow morning and confess your sins. They all agreed ......
Written on 20/09/2008 |
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....leroy
LEROY A mother walks into the downtown welfare office, trailed by 15 kids.. "WOW, " the social worker exclaims, "Are they ALL YOURS???" "Yep they are all mine, " the flustered momma sighs, having heard that question a thousand times before. She says, "Sit down Leroy." All the children rush to ......
Written on 21/09/2008 |
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State Fair Airplane Ride!
Stumpy and his wife Martha went to the State Fair every year. Every year Stumpy would say, "Martha, I'd like to ride in that airplane." And every year Martha would say, "I know, Stumpy, but that airplane ride costs ten dollars, and ten dollars is ten dollars." This one year Stumpy ......
Written on 25/09/2008 |
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Gardening Fun
A beautiful woman loved growing tomatoes, but couldn't seem to get her tomatoes to turn red. One day while taking a stroll she came upon a gentleman neighbor who had the most beautiful garden full of huge red tomatoes. The woman asked the gentlemen, "What do you do to get your ......
Written on 26/09/2008 |
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