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Auto Erotic...
A policeman passes a parking lot around midnight and notices a couple in a parked car. He stops to investigate and sees a man in the driver's seat and a young lady in the backseat, quietly reading a magazine. The officer knocks on the window and asks whats going on. "Listening ......
Written on 12/06/2009 |
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Hangover...
Three women had a very late night drinking. They left in the early morning hours and went home their separate ways. The next day, they all met and compared notes about who was drunker the night before. The first girl claims that she was the drunkest, saying, " I drove straight ......
Written on 12/06/2009 |
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Mcquillan...
McQuillan walked into a bar and ordered martini after martini, each time removing the olives and placing them in a jar. When the jar was filled with olives and all the drinks consumed, the Irishman started to leave. "S'cuse me, " said a customer, who was puzzled over what McQuillan had ......
Written on 12/06/2009 |
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Nudist Colony
A man moves into a nudist colony. He receives a letter from his grandmother asking him to send her a current photo of himself in his new location. Too embarrassed to let her know that he lives in a nudist colony, he cuts a photo in half, but accidentally sends her ......
Written on 19/07/2009 |
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Pub....
A man walks in to the pub with an Ostrich & a Cat, they sit down & the man goes to the bar & orders 3 pints of lager. Half an hour later the Ostrich goes to the bar & orders the drinks.This goes on for the next three rounds with ......
Written on 19/07/2009 |
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Obsession!
A psychiatrist was conducting a group therapy session with four young mothers and their small children. "You all have obsessions, " he observed. To the first mother, he said, "You are obsessed with eating. You've even named your daughter Candy." He turned to the second Mom. "Your obsession is money. Again, ......
Written on 19/07/2009 |
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