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Breakdown
Be careful what you wear or don't wear, when working under your vehicle...especially in public. A couple who drove their car to K-Mart only to have their car breakdown in the parking lot. The man told his wife to carry on with the shopping while he fixed the car. The wife ......
Written on 24/05/2009 |
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Lawyer
A lawyer opened the door of his BMW, when suddenly a car came along and hit the door, ripping it off completely. When the police arrived at the scene, the lawyer was complaining bitterly about the damage to his precious BMW. "Officer, look what they've done to my Beeeeemer!!!", he whined. ......
Written on 24/05/2009 |
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Hunting
Two guys go hunting. Jerry has never gone hunting while Joe has hunted all his life. When they get to the northern Wisconsin woods, Joe tells Jerry to sit by a tree and not make a sound while Joe checks out a deer stand. After he gets about a quarter of ......
Written on 24/05/2009 |
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Wooo Wooo !
Two Indians and a Hillbilly were walking in the woods. All of a sudden, one of the Indians ran up a hill to the mouth of a small cave. "Wooooo! Wooooo! Wooooo!" he called into the cave and then he listened very closely until he heard an answering, "Wooooo! Wooooo! Wooooo!" ......
Written on 24/05/2009 |
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I Intend To Live Forever. So Far, So Good.
"I poured spot remover on my dog. Now he's gone." "I like to reminisce with people I don't know." "I was reading the dictionary. I thought it was a poem about everything." "I watched the Indy 500, and I was thinking that if they left earlier they wouldn't have to ......
Written on 24/05/2009 |
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The Object Of Dating Is To Score...
A father said, "Son, the object of dating is to SCORE! And to do that, you have to give the woman something. So when you pick up your date later, make sure you have some flowers or chocolates to give her. Girls go crazy over that stuff. The more you give, ......
Written on 12/06/2009 |
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