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Everything I Learned In Life, I Learned From The Easter Bunny...
Don't put all of your eggs in one basket Walk softly and carry a big carrot Everyone needs a friend who is all ears There's no such thing as too much candy All work and no play can make you a basket case A cute little tail attracts a lot of ......
Written on 26/01/2009 |
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Drunk In A Confession Booth
A drunken man staggers in to a Catholic church and wanders over to the confessional box. He opens the door, sits down and says nothing. The bewildered priest waits for a few minutes, allowing the drunken man some time to collect his thoughts. Growing impatient, the priest coughs to attract his ......
Written on 26/01/2009 |
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Bad Day
An attorney arrived home late, after a very tough day trying to get a stay of execution for a client who was due to be hanged for murder at midnight. His last minute plea for clemency to the governor had failed and he was feeling worn out and depressed. As soon ......
Written on 13/02/2009 |
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Another Bar Joke
At 3 am a desk clerk at a hotel gets a call from a drunk guy asking what time the bar opens. "It opens at noon, answers the clerk. About an hour, later he gets a call from the same guy, sounding even drunker. "What time dosh the bar open?" he ......
Written on 23/02/2009 |
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Skydiver
A man goes skydiving for the first time. After listening to the instructor for what seems like days, he is ready to go. Excited, he jumps out of the airplane. After a bit, he pulls the ripcord. Nothing happens. He tries again. Still nothing. He starts to panic, but remembers his ......
Written on 23/02/2009 |
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Freezing To Death
Two men waiting at the Pearly Gates strike up a conversation. "How'd you die?" the first man asks the second. "I froze to death, " says the second. "That's awful, " says the first man. "How does it feel to freeze to death?" "It's very uncomfortable at first", says the second ......
Written on 12/05/2009 |
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