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Making A Baby
The Smiths were unable to conceive children and decided to use a surrogate father to start their family. On the day the proxy father was to arrive, Mr. Smith kissed his wife good-bye and said, 'Well, I'm off now. The man should be here soon.' Half an hour later, just by ......
Written on 07/12/2008 |
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Ducks
A man goes into a bar with 3 ducks and spends 15 min talking to them then leaves, the barkeep cannot help himself and says to 1st duck i know ducks don't talk so whats going on. 1st duck asys we do talk, guy says whats your name and how was ......
Written on 11/12/2008 |
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Sign Language
A man is doing yard work and his wife is about to take a shower. The man realizes that he can't find the rake. He yells up to his wife, "Where is the rake?" She can't hear him and shouts back, "What?" The man first points to his eye, then points ......
Written on 13/12/2008 |
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Wasting Your Time
A little boy walks into his parents room and sees his mom bouncing up and down on top of his dad. Mom sees her son and quickly dismounts, worrying about what her son has seen. She dresses quickly and goes to find him. The son sees his Mom and asks, "What ......
Written on 14/12/2008 |
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River
One day three men were walking along and came upon a raging, violent river. They needed to get to the other side, but had no idea how to do it. The first man prayed to God saying, "Please God, give me the strength to cross this river." Poof! God gave him ......
Written on 21/12/2008 |
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New Boots
A lady goes into a bar and sees a cowboy with his feet propped up on a table. He has the biggest feet she's ever seen!! The woman asks the cowboy if what they say about men with big feet is true. The cowboy replies, "Sure is, why don't you come ......
Written on 20/01/2009 |
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