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Three Old Gents
Three old guys are sitting on a porch in Miami. Suddenly the first sighs and says, "Gentlemen, isn't life horrible. Here I am at an age that I can afford the best steaks and what? Bad teeth and gums. I have to eat ground or soft foods." The second answers, "Yeah, ......
Written on 27/11/2008 |
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It's Them Good Ole Boys!
Two good ole boys were sitting around talking one afternoon while fishing in the river over a cold Falls City beer, one was in Kentucky and the other was on the north side of the Ohio river in Indiana. The 1st guy says, "If'n I was to sneak over to your ......
Written on 27/11/2008 |
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Biker Women
Biker Lady A little old lady had always wanted to join a local biker club. One day she goes to the club and knocks on the door. A big, hairy, bearded biker with tattoos all over his arms answers. She proclaims, "I want to join your club." The guy was amused ......
Written on 28/11/2008 |
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Hypnotist
A woman comes home and tells her husband, "Remember those headaches I've been having all these years? Well, they're gone." "No more headaches?" the husband asks, "What happened?" His wife replies, "Margie referred me to a hypnotist. He told me to stand in front of a mirror, stare at myself and ......
Written on 04/12/2008 |
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The Sensitve Guy
A woman meets a gorgeous man in a bar. They talk, they connect, and they end up leaving together. They get back to his place, and as he shows her around his apartment, she notices that his bedroom is completely packed with sweet cuddly teddy bears. Hundreds of cute small bears ......
Written on 04/12/2008 |
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Why Is Liquor Better Than Wife?
1. Liquor never go shopping. You don't have to give it money. 2. You can have international liquor without the problem of language barrier. May it be American beer, French wine, Japanese Sake. But international wife, you have to work at it for years. 3. You can always cool liquor in ......
Written on 07/12/2008 |
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