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The War
An elderly Italian Jew wanted to unburden his guilty conscience by talking to his Rabbi. "Rabbi, during World War II, when the Germans entered Italy, I pretended to be a Catholic and changed my name from Levy to Spumoni, and I am alive today because of it." "Self preservation is ......
Written on 02/12/2008 |
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A Woman Who Reads
One morning a husband returns after several hours of fishing and decides to take a nap. Although not familiar with the lake, his wife decides to take the boat out. She motors out a short distance, drops anchor and begins to read her book. Along comes a game warden in his ......
Written on 04/12/2008 |
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Jamaican Fireman
A newly wed Jamaican fireman came home from work one day and said to his wife : "Y'know sumptin, honey, we have a wonderful system at di fire station. Bell 1 rings - we put on di jackets. Bell 2 rings we slide down di pole. Bell 3 rings - ......
Written on 09/12/2008 |
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The Biker
A drunk walks into a biker bar, sits down at the bar and orders a drink. Looking around, he sees three men sitting at a corner table. He gets up, staggers to the table, leans over, looks the biggest, meanest, biker in the face and says: "I went by your grandma's ......
Written on 09/12/2008 |
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New Rooster
An old farmer decided it was time to get a new rooster for his hens. The current rooster was still doing an okay job, but he was getting on in years and the farmer figured getting a new rooster couldn't hurt. So he buys a new c**k from the local rooster ......
Written on 18/12/2008 |
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The Captain And His Lady
The Captain and His Lady There had been a lot of talk over the past week about the new Riverboat that was coming down the Mississippi River. Rumor had it that the rooms were 12 by 14 for the suites and the suites had a Jacuzzi that would hold two. No ......
Written on 22/12/2008 |
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