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Jokes
what men would do if they had a v****a for a day 10. Immediately go shopping for zucchini and cucumbers. 9. Squat over a hand-held mirror for an hour and a half. 8. See if they could finally do the splits. 7. See if it's truly possible to launch a ping ......
Written on 06/11/2008 |
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What Women Would Do If They Had A P***s For A Day
10. Get ahead faster in corporate America. 9. Get a b**w ***. 8. Find out what is so fascinating about beating the meat. 7. Pee standing up while talking to other men at a urinal. 6. Determine WHY you can't hit the bowl consistently. 5. Find out what it's like to ......
Written on 09/11/2008 |
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A Dirty Fork
A blind man walks into a restaurant and sits down. The waiter, who is also the owner, walks up to the blind man and hands him a menu. "I'm sorry, sir, but I am blind and can't read the menu. Just bring me a dirty fork from a previous customer. I'll ......
Written on 14/11/2008 |
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Daughter
An 18 year-old girl tells her Mom that she has missed her period for two months. Very worried, the mother goes to the Chemist and buys a pregnancy kit. The test result shows that the girl is pregnant. Shouting, cursing, crying, the mother says, "Who was the pig that did this ......
Written on 16/11/2008 |
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Truck Drivers View On Saving Live's
Two truck drivers were haveing dinner at a resturant, When they noticed a women chokeing. The first driver gets up and walks over to the women and asks "Are you all right?" the women, now blue in the face, shakes her head frantically NO, and points to her throat. The driver ......
Written on 27/11/2008 |
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Cure For Premature Ejaculation!
A man was having problems with premature ejaculation. This was affecting marital relations with his wife so he decided to go to the doctor. He asked the doctor what could he do to cure his problem. In response the doctor said, "When you feel the urge to ejaculate, try startling ......
Written on 29/11/2008 |
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