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Son In Law?
A mother was walking down the hall when she heard a humming sound coming from her daughter's bedroom. When she opened the door, she found her daughter naked on the bed with a vibrator. "What are you doing!?!" she exclaimed. The daughter replied, "I'm 35 and still living at home with ......
Written on 23/10/2008 |
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Candy
There was this couple that had just made love and when they were through, The woman was hungry and wanted some candy bars. It was late at night and the guy couldn't find his robe or anything...but there was a vending machine just next to their apartments. So he decided to ......
Written on 24/10/2008 |
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Are You Ready For Some Supersex?
Grandma went into Victoria's Secret and wanted to buy some fancy new panties. The sales lady talked her into buying some real nice bright red crotchless panties. Grandma put them on and waited for Grandpa to come home. When Grandpa came home, Grandma was all laid out upon the bed pointed ......
Written on 01/11/2008 |
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15 Things My Mother Taught Me! What My
1. My mother taught me TO APPRECIATE A JOB WELL DONE: "If you're going to kill each other, do it outside -- I just finished cleaning!" 2. My mother taught me RELIGION: "You better pray that will come out of the carpet." 3. My mother taught me about TIME TRAVEL: "If ......
Written on 04/11/2008 |
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Tray-up, Bitch....
An airline's passenger cabin was being served by an obviously gay flight attendant, who seemed to put everyone in a good mood as he served them food and drinks. As the plane prepared to descend, he came swishing down the aisle and announced to the passengers, "Captain Marvey has asked me ......
Written on 06/11/2008 |
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More Jokes
what women would do if they had a p***s for a day 10. Get ahead faster in corporate America. 9. Get a b**w ***. 8. Find out what is so fascinating about beating the meat. 7. Pee standing up while talking to other men at a urinal. 6. Determine WHY you ......
Written on 06/11/2008 |
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