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Clap!
The soldiers are tired and lonely after spending weeks in enemy territory. To entertain them the Major called for this HOT number from the nearby town. She came, danced and when the first dance was done, the soldiers went mad. They clapped for 5 minutes. For her second number she stripped ......
Written on 17/10/2008 |
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What Men Would Do If They Had A V****a For A Day
10. Immediately go shopping for zucchini and cucumbers. 9. Squat over a hand-held mirror for an hour and a half. 8. See if they could finally do the splits. 7. See if it's truly possible to launch a ping pong ball 20 feet. 6. Cross their legs without rearranging their crotch. ......
Written on 19/10/2008 |
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The Exterminator...
The lovers passionately embraced on her bed, their bodies fused together as they gyrated to their own tune. The woman c**ked her ear: "Quick, it's my husband coming through the front door. Hide in the bathroom" she cried. The lover ran into the bathroom as she hid his clothes under the ......
Written on 19/10/2008 |
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Teacher....
Billy was at school this morning and the teacher asked all the children what their fathers did for a living. All the typical answers came out, fireman, policeman, salesman, chippy, captain of industry etc, but Billy was being uncharacteristically quiet and so the teacher asked him about his father. "My father ......
Written on 20/10/2008 |
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In Your Dreams, Fella'...
Prenuptial Agreement I, the undersigned, a female accepting a marriage proposal, agree that.. Section 1: In the unlikely event of my not having an orgasm after you've drunkenly rolled on top of me and pumped away for five whole minutes, wheezing like an old man with emphysema, I shall politely fake ......
Written on 20/10/2008 |
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Wife Answers The Door
A wife answers the door bell and a man asks her, "Lady, do you have a v****a?" and she slams the door shut. The next day the wife answers the door bell and its the same guy and he asks her, "Lady, do you have a v****a?" and she slams the ......
Written on 20/10/2008 |
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