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Taser
You have got to read the whole thing if you can keep the tears out of your eyes A guy who purchased his lovely wife a pocket Taser for their anniversary submitted this: Last weekend I saw something at Larry's Pistol & Pawn Shop that sparked my interest. The occasion was ......
Written on 04/10/2008 |
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Tequila
Do you have feelings of inadequacy? Do you suffer from shyness? Do you sometimes wish you were more assertive? If you answered yes to any of these questions, ask your doctor or pharmacist about Tequila. Tequila is the safe, natural way to feel better and more confident about yourself and your ......
Written on 05/10/2008 |
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Traffic Cops Gone Wrong
An old lady in a nursing home is wheeling up and down the halls in her wheelchair making sounds like she's driving a car. As she's going down the hall an old man jumps out of a room and says, "Excuse me ma'am but you were speeding. Can I see your ......
Written on 05/10/2008 |
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Feels Good
A man comes home from work one day and he says to his wife: Honey, I got a new secretary. And imagine what happened! She's got a red and white bra. You know, these are the colours of my favourite football team. Anyway, it's not a big deal but it feels ......
Written on 10/10/2008 |
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Red Pepper
A man was riding on the train next to an attractive red head. After watching her for a bit, he noticed that every time she sneezed, she would unzip her pants, reach inside her underwear and finger herself. Then, she would hold her other hand to her nose and sniff at ......
Written on 10/10/2008 |
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Premature Ejaculation...
A man was having problems with premature ejaculation, so he decided to go to the doctor. He asked the doctor what he could do to cure his problem. In response, the doctor said, "When you feel like you are getting ready to ejaculate, try startling yourself." That same day, the man ......
Written on 11/10/2008 |
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