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Tolio?
A newly wed couple is on their honeymoon. They've never seen each other naked and the wife is a bit nervous, so she tells her husband to remove one piece of clothing at a time. He agrees. As he takes off his socks, the wife is puzzled and asks, "Darling, what's ......
Written on 16/09/2008 |
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Funny Joke
An armless man in a long jacket walks into a bathroom and stands by a urinal... Soon seeing he needs help to use the toilet he asks a closeby man, " Can you help me point my p***s" ? The man reluctantly accepted but, decided not to look at the mans ......
Written on 17/09/2008 |
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Sentence Structure--very Important!
The boss had to fire somebody, and he narrowed it down to one of two people, Debra or Jack. It was a difficult decision because they were both excellent workers. He decided he would fire the first one who used the water cooler the next morning. Debra came to work the ......
Written on 18/09/2008 |
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Grump & Dave
One day when Grump and Dave were in the Little Rock Wal-Mart, they decided to get in on the weekly charity raffle. They each bought five tickets at a dollar each. The following week, when the raffle was drawn, each had won a prize. Dave won 1st place - a year's ......
Written on 19/09/2008 |
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Condom Sizes.
A lady walks into a local store one day to purchase some condoms for her and her husband. When she reaches the counter, she notices the young clerk is obviously gay. "I need to buy some condoms, please" she says. "OK, what size do you want?" asks the clerk. "They come ......
Written on 25/09/2008 |
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Magic Apples
a young fellow ran into an old man who was carring a bag What's in the bag? the youngster asks magic apples the old man replied prove it said the young man well besides apples what is your favorite two fruits? asked the old man watermelon and peaches he answered the ......
Written on 03/10/2008 |
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