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Talking Frog
A good friend of mine is 73 years old and loves to fish. He was sitting in his boat the other day when he heard a voice say, "Pick me up." He looked around and could not see anyone. He thought he was dreaming when he heard ......
Written on 01/02/2010 |
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A Blind Man...
a blind man was traveling in his private jet when he realized that something was wrong. He made his way up to the c**kpit but could get no response from the pilot. He felt around until he located the radio "Help Me! Help Me! I'm blind, the pilot is dead, and ......
Written on 01/02/2010 |
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"jamaican Fireman"
A Jamaican fireman came home from work one day and said to his wife, "Ya'know sumptin, we have a wonderful new system at de fire station. Bell 1 rings - we put on our jackets. Bell 2 rings - we slide down de pole. Bell 3 rings - we jump ......
Written on 01/02/2010 |
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Death Notice
When the husband finally died his wife put the usual death notice in the paper, but added that he died of gonorrhea. No sooner were the papers delivered when a good friend of the family phoned and complained bitterly, "You know very well that he died of diarrhea, not gonorrhea. The ......
Written on 01/02/2010 |
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First Assignation
By first assignation, I mean the first time that I ever met a woman expressly for the purpose of having sex. I had written to many women on Adult FriendFinder in the weeks since I joined but only received a handful of replies. Finally, I began to get somewhere with one ......
Written on 01/02/2010 |
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