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Drinking To Forget
A guy walks into a bar and orders 12 tequilas. The bartender asked, "What's wrong." The guy says that he just found out that his younger son is gay. The bartender says, "I'm sorry about that buddy." After a couple of days the guy comes back and orders 15 ......
Written on 19/07/2009 |
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Never Argue With A Woman
A couple goes on vacation to a fishing resort in northern Minnesota. The husband likes to fish at the crack of dawn. The wife likes to read. One morning the husband returns after several hours of fishing and decides to take a nap. Although not familiar with the ......
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Wwii
Its World War Two. Johnny is in trench when he has an overwhelming need to take a shit. He goes over to his Sergeant and says, Sarge, I really gotta take a dump and theres no where around here to go. So Sarge replies, head on over to that clump of ......
Written on 19/07/2009 |
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Lettuce, Whores, & Football Players
A man walked into the produce section of his local supermarket, and asked to buy half a head of lettuce. The boy working in that department told him that they only sold whole heads of lettuce. However, the man was insistent that the boy ask his manager about the matter. Walking ......
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Three Friends In A Tent
Three gay friends decide they are gonna go camping so they go and set up their tent and they all lay side by side in the temt ready to go to sleep. well in the middle of the night they two men on the sides wake up and the guy in ......
Written on 19/07/2009 |
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Uh Oh Jokelt
This bartender is in a bar, when this really hot chick walks up and says in a sexy seductive voice, "May I please speak to your manager?" He says, "Not right now, is there anything I can help you with?" She replies, "I don't know if your the man to talk ......
Written on 19/07/2009 |
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