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The Pickle, The P***s, And The Cucumber
One day there was a pickle, a p***s, and a cucumber sitting around talking. The cucumber tells the pickle and the p***s, "man, my life sucks everytime that I get big, fat, and juicy somebody always cuts me up and sticks me on a salad." the pickle replies, "man, that's nothing ......
Written on 12/06/2009 |
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Only When It Rains
There is a girl on her house having an affair with a guy on a rainy day, when All the sudden her husband arrives to the house. She says -My husband -my husband!!! The guy without knowing what to do, Jumps over the window and hides behind the garden bushes, till ......
Written on 12/06/2009 |
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The Piano Player
A sign in the window of a bar advertised for a Piano Player and one day a scruffy looking old guy entered the bar asking about the job. The bartender was put off by the man's looks, but pointed him to the piano in the corner. As the old ......
Written on 12/06/2009 |
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Sorry Doc ,what Was The Name Of My P***y?
A punk goes to the doctor bumps the door and saysey Doc, Ive got troubles with my p***y.The doctor repliesoure not on the street here.You must knock when you enter, so go out and when you enter you should say that youve got complications with your v****a.So the punk goes out ......
Written on 19/07/2009 |
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Priest And The B**w ***
A preist from the Mid-West newly assigned to a New York Parish is walking around the neighborhood. He is approached by a Prostitute who Saya " Hey Father Blow Job 5.00 " The preist puzzeled says "no thanks" and walks on Only to be approached by another prostitute who asks"Father a ......
Written on 19/07/2009 |
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Four Nuns
Four nuns passed away and went to Heaven. As they are standing outside the Pearly Gates, Peter says, "I have to ask each of you a question before I can let you through." He asks the first nun, "Have you ever touched a man's p***s?" She says, "Yes, but only with ......
Written on 19/07/2009 |
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