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Ho Ho Ho Got To Go
santa climbs down the chimney to this house and sees a sexy young vixen waiting for him in a strapless gown. the woman say " santa can you stay we could have a good time". santa replies" ho ho ho got to go children waiting in the snow" the ......
Written on 24/05/2009 |
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My Wife The Hooker
A man and his wife were about to get evicted and needed some quick cash. "honey, we may have to prostitute you to pay the bills", said the man. "ok, no problem, anything i can do" said the wife. so he had her dress in her sexiest outfit and meet him ......
Written on 24/05/2009 |
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Statues In The Park
STATUES IN THE PARK There are two statues in a park, one of a nude man and one of a nude woman. They had been facing each other across a pathway for a hundred years, when one day an angel comes down from the sky and, with a single gesture, ......
Written on 24/05/2009 |
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Marital Problems
A woman and her husband who are having troubles being sexually interested in each other decide to go see a sexual therapist. After a pyscial examination and interviewing them therapist says that they can be helped if they will follow the following instructions. He tells them that they are to ......
Written on 24/05/2009 |
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Wombat
A wombat walks into a whorehouse. Not being able to talk he flips through a dictionary till he finds what he is looking for. The wombat goes to a woman at the bar and shows her a word in the dictionary: prostitute - does sexual favors for money. The woman nods ......
Written on 12/06/2009 |
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Skinny Dip?
An old farmer in Florida had owned a large farm for several years. He had a large pond in the back, fixed up nice picnic tables, horseshoe courts, basketball court, etc. The pond was properly shaped and fixed up for swimming when it was built. One evening the old farmer decided ......
Written on 12/06/2009 |
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