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Feeling Frisky
The young Farmer Brown made an appointment with the family doctor regarding sexual problems he was having with his wife. "Now listen, Luke, " the doctor advised, "you have to be more loving to your wife. Give her lots of hugs and kisses. Show her how much you care." ......
Written on 23/05/2009 |
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To Be A Woman!
Top ten things men would do if they woke up and had a v****a for a day: 10. Immediately go shopping for zucchini and cucumbers. 9. Squat over a hand-held mirror for an hour and a half. 8. See if they could finally do the splits. 7. ......
Written on 23/05/2009 |
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Opps.... My Mistake!!!!
A young farm boy from Arkansas was sent to Chicago to learn the undertaking business under the tutelage of the great S.E McDonald. Some months later his father paid him a surprise visit, '' tell me, '' he said ''have you learned much?'' ''Oh sure, pops'' the son replied ''I've learned ......
Written on 24/05/2009 |
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P***y Licking Frog.
This guy walks into a bar and sits down at the bar.He has a box under his arm, and the girl next to him asks what he has in the box.He tells the woman that it's a frog that likes ti lick p*****s.The woman starts to laugh at him.The man asks ......
Written on 24/05/2009 |
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Room
One day Mary went to doctor and saying she is always can not getting orgasm with any guy even foreplay is very good. mmmm doctor said, try to say this "room".. mmm Mary said ok, I try it later. This night, Mary f**king with one guy saying... room ......
Written on 24/05/2009 |
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State Laws On Sex
Find out what kind of sexuall activities you can not do if you are in following states: Hint: Georgia has no law on book regarding sex Alabama, Anniston - If a woman loses a game of pool, it is illegal for her to settle her tab with sex. ......
Written on 24/05/2009 |
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