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The Voodoo Dildo From New Orleans....
This guy is leaving town on business for a week and he's starting to get a little worried. You see, his wife is a nymphomaniac, and he knows that as soon as he leaves, she'll start to GET VERY HORNY and think to herself, "YOU'VE GOT TO GET SOME". So he ......
Written on 15/09/2008 |
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Traffic Stop
An old lady in a nursing home is wheeling up and down the halls in her wheelchair making sounds like she's driving a car. As she's going down the hall an old man jumps out of a room and says, "Excuse me ma'am but you were speeding. Can I see your ......
Written on 15/09/2008 |
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Shrimps
A young woman yelled upstairs to her son, Johnny, come down for dinner. The little boy didnt respond. She yelled again, JOHNNY, you get down her for dinner!!! Little Johnny came running down the stairs. His mother asked, Johnny, why didnt you come down to dinner when I called you? Johnny ......
Written on 15/09/2008 |
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A Manly Man...but She Likes It Too...
In Scotland, the most important time for a young lad is when he "comes of age" and is allowed to purchase and wear his first kilt. A couple of weeks before, his important birthday, a young lad went to a tailor shop and found the material he wanted for his first ......
Written on 15/09/2008 |
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Advanced Time Piece
A rather confident young man walks into a bar and takes a seat next to a very attractive young woman. He gives her a quick glance, then casually looks at his watch for a moment. The woman notices this and asks, "Is your date running late?" "No, " he replies, "I ......
Written on 15/09/2008 |
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"wendy"
"Wendy" There's a guy named John, and he has a girlfriend named Wendy. John loves Wendy a lot. To prove how much he loves her, he gets "Wendy" tattooed on his p***s. When it's erect, it says her name, and when deflated, it reads "Wy". So, when she sees her name ......
Written on 16/09/2008 |
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