ANSWER: Caution : DO NOT TRY THIS AT HOME FOLKS An AlkaSeltzer Tablet. Burned like literal FIRE.

And of course caused me to emit loud obnoxious queefs with each step I took, as I ran for my life to get that thing out of me.Boyfriend was literally rolling on the kitchen floor, laughing his ass off, as I pounced onto the sink to use the spray attachment to rinse that thing outta me.