An old man is sitting in a shopping centre watching a teenage punk.

The punk's spiked hair is dyed different colours, and the old guy keeps staring at him, much to the punk's annoyance.

"What's the matter?!" he shouts. "Never done anything wild in your life?!" The old man replies: "Actually, I got really drunk once and I screwed a peac**k. I was just wondering if you were my son.

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