The Doctor informed his patient that he had a nasty case of Hags. "What the hell is Hags?" asked the patient. "It's a combination of herpes, AIDS, gonorrhea and syphilis, " explained the doctor. "The only cure is total isolation and a diet of pancakes and bacon." "Why pancakes and bacon?" inquired the patient.

The doctor said, "It's the only food we can slide under the door.

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