A duck walks into a bar and ask's the barman "Got any bread?" "No" says the barman Duck "Got any bread?" "NO" says the barman "Got any bread?" says the duck again "NO!!!!!" screams the barman "Got any Bread?" Asks the duck again "If you ask me for bread again I will NAIL your fuG beak to the bar" yells the barman, "Got any nails?" asks the duck "No" replies the barman "Got any bread?" says the duck