Before And After Marriage

Before marriage Man: Yes! It's finally the time.

I can't wait. Woman: Are you going to break up with me? Man: Absolutely not! Don't even think about it. Woman: Do you still love me? Man: Of course. Woman: Will you take advantage of me? Man: No.

Why would you ask that? Woman: Will you kiss me? Man: Yes.

Woman: Will you hurt me? Man: No way.

I'm not that kind of man. Woman: Can I trust you? After marriage Same as above. Just read from the last line up.

 

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