One day a man is walking past a bar and sees a sign outside. The sign reads "Pies 50 pence, w**ks 1" He goes into the bar and sees a buetifull leggy blonde with huge tits standing behind the bar. "Are you the one who gives the w**ks ?" he asks.

"Yes" she replies "OK!" says the man, "wash your f**king hands and give me a pie"