A thirteen year old boy came home from school. His mother who like to show interest in his activities asked. "How was your day". He stated, "I had sex with my teacher". His mother, quite dismayed, sent him to his room stating "wait until your Father gets home".

Around 7pm his father returned home from work and his wife related the boy's statement. The father went upstairs into his son's room and asked "What happened in school today son?".

The son replied "I had sex with my teacher". The father applauded his son saying "that's my boy". To celebrate the occasion the father took his son to the local bike store and purchase and brand new red bike. He asked his son wouldn't he like to ride the bike home. The son declined, saying, "No my ass still hurts". Don't worry, be Happy