A guy is running on the beach and sees a girl with no arms and legs crying..

he stops and asks whats wrong...she says I have never been hugged before...

so hes being nice picks her up and hugs her...!next day he sees her again and he says okay whats wrong now?...she says i have never been kissed so hes like okay fine...Next day i runs by and shes crying again..He says god dammit what the f**k iz now..she says she has never been f**ked..so he says fine okay picks the girl up and...throughs her into the ocean and yells now your F**KED, ....

Yea i know it's old