What the hell is the obsession with big d**ks? Here, I'll show you a big d**k, go to a ranch. There's some nice huge fat horse c**k you can drool over. So my middle name isn't HUGEC**K. Sue me, I have an average size d**k.

His name's Craigery. You don't want to meet him, he has a tendency to slap women. I find it hilarious, but well..I guess women aren't into that sort of thing. They're just jealous they can't slap ya back the same way. Well if I'm not going to have a gigantic 10' c**k, might as well enter the d**k swinging contest right? Not like there's much competition, none of the girls I dated had d**ks. well..one had a nose that was about the size and shape of one, but well..that doesn't count. Well, not unless she was into polygamy, then i guess it'd be me against them.

Craig swings a medium sized Craigery at annoying other guy! AS: 352 - DS 240 AvD: 34 D100: 64 210 ... and hits for 35 points of damage! Heavy slap to the face knocks annoying other guy back! Roundtime: 4 seconds As the blow lands, Craigery spews for a fluid of pure destruction! 15 points of damage! Painful splash to the eye. Yea, I play online roleplaying games, allow for the imagination.