There is a couple that's spending a relaxing summer night at their cabin in the middle of nowhere when a spaceship lands in their front yard. Out from the spaceship come an alien couple. They introduce themselves and say they are exploring the cosmos and would like to know more about humans. The earthlings invite them inside where they all swap stories about each others homeworlds. Well after spending half the night talking they get onto the subject of wife-swapping in the name of exploration, of course. The human female leads her alien guest off to the bedroom where they begin to disrobe. Much to her amazement, she finds that her guest is only endowed with a two-inch twig. "What are you going to be able to do with that?" she asked. The alien just looked at her with his finger over his lips and shook his head and said, "Just watch" With that he started pulling on his left ear and his c**k started growing longer and longer until the woman finally said, "Stop. But it's still so skinny" Again he shook his head and then started pulling on his right ear, which made him grow thicker and thicker until finally the women said, "Stop" After hours of wild intergalactic sex the two couples said goodbye and the aliens left.

As the human couple were relaxing watching the sunrise the husband asked his wife, "Was it good for you, honey?" To which she could only give a sly smile and say, "Uh-huh.

Was it good for you, sweetie?" Her husband replied half-heartedly, "Yeah it was allright, 'cept the bitch kept trying to pull my ears off."