A redneck is in a bar, sees a woman down the way and asks the bartender to send her a drink. The bartender says, "Sorry, but you don't want to send that woman a drink, she is known to be a lesbian." After having a couple more, the redneck asks again.

The bartender says, "Sorry, I can't do it.

You really don't want to send a drink over there, she's a lesbian." Finally, after a couple more, the redneck convinces the bartender to send a drink over. The bartender says, "Don't say I didn't warn you, but it's your money.

" After the drink arrives, the redneck sidles over and asks the woman, "Just what part of Lesbia are you from?"