- The bride's gift registry specified, "No REBUILT truck parts". - The fiddler has waxed his bow, his truck, his boots AND his handlebar mustache for the festivities. - Some of the gals lined up to catch the bouquet are pregnant.

- All the meat served on the buffet is road-kill.

- The rented limousine has 4-wheel drive. - The bingo game at the other end of the hall is stopped for the ceremony. - There are more motorcycles & trucks parked outside than cars. - The flowers are rented from the Funeral Home. - The classiest gift was matching hubcaps - The bride is decked out in all white, except for a few gravy stains on her t shirt.