On his honeymoon Bubba insisted on having a room with a balcony overlooking the sea. On retiring for the night after the wedding, his new bridecousin emerged from the bathroom dressed in some very sexy lingerie she had bought at Wal-Mart. "Bubba, come in off the balcony and see what I have waiting for you to savor for the first time, " she says coyly. "No thanks, I want to sit out here, " he said. So Norma Jean sat down teasing her bleached blond hair for 10 minutes, after which she invited Bubba once more to come in off the balcony to take pleasure of her virginal body.

Once more he refused. Eventually Norma Jean grew tired of waiting and she retired to the wedding bed and fell asleep.

In the morning, she awoke to find him still sitting on the balcony. "Why did you spend the whole night out there when you could have been making love all night?" she asked.

"Well pa said the first night of my marriage would be the most beautiful night of my whole life - and I didn't want to miss a moment of it."