Watch out for these new viruses - Neither Symantec or McAfee have any solutions for these yet!!! The Al Gore Virus - Causes your computer to just keep counting and re-counting. The Clinton Virus - Gives you a 7-inch Hard Drive with NO memory. The Bob Dole aka Viagra Virus - Makes a new hard drive out of an old floppy. The Lewinsky Virus - Sucks all the memory out of your computer, then e-mails everyone about what it did. The Mike Tyson Virus - Quits after two bytes. The Oprah Winfrey Virus - Your 300 Mb hard drive shrinks to 100 Mb, then slowly expands to re-stabilize around 200 Mb. The Jack Kevorkian Virus - Deletes all old files.

The Ellen Degeneres Virus - Disks can no longer be inserted. The Prozac Virus - Totally screws up your RAM, but your processor doesn't care.

The Arnold Schwarzenegger Virus - Terminates some files, leaves, but will be back. The Lorena Bobbitt Virus - Reformats your hard drive into a 3.

5 inch floppy, then discards it through Windows