God, His Faithfull Son, the Pope, Moses, and his messenger, Gabriel, had a very important meeting. They were troubled by the inappropriate behavior of the President of the United States. They decided the only viable course of action was to create an 11th Commandment to get there message across to him. The problem was how to word this new Commandment so that it equalled the other Commandments in style and holy inspiration. After great meditation and discussion, they concluded that number 11 should read: THOU SHALT NOT COMFORT THY ROD WITH THY STAFF