The New Ceo

A corporation is in trouble because of its performance.

The new CEO in charge faces with the task of get the corporation back on its feet. First policy he implements is to increase productivity and efficiency of the corporation.

Anyone who doesn't put 100 effort will be let go immediately. After the meeting with department managers, he walked with them to inspect the office. He saw a guy just leaning against the wall doing nothing. Our CEO walked right up to him and screamed, "Hey, how much do you get paid?" The guy said, "6.

00 an hour." He didn't even changed position while talking to the CEO. The CEO handed him 1, 000 and said, "Here, take this.

This is your last salary. Get out of here and don't ever come back!" The man took the money and ran out. The CEO then turned to shocked employees and asked them, "Can anybody tell me what the heck does that man do here?" After about a miniute of complete silence, on of the staff said, "Well sir, he is here to deliver pizza.

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