A young guy was complaining to his boss about the problems he was having with his stubborn girlfriend. "She gets me so angry sometimes I could hit her, " the young man exclaimed. "Well, I'll tell you what I used to do with my wife, " replied the Boss. "Whenever she got out of hand, I'd take her pants down and spank her." Shaking his head the young guy replied, "that doesn't work. Once I get her pants down I'm not mad at her anymore